Crazy People

Why are there so many crazy people around? I mean, I think I'm having a conversation with this person, and she just keeps on talking. What is up with this? Oh, and have you ever noticed those people who stand out on corners with nice signs and collection buckets? YEAH, THEY'RE PROBABLY NOT HOMELESS. Get me? NOT homeless. Maybe jobless. I wish they would stop loitering on my turf, it's not good for buisness.
Yesterday sucked worse than suck itself. Check this out: I was out at Taco Cabana getting handouts, and this guy comes up to me and takes all my money!! And then, this other guy asked me for money. It's like the whole world is crazy! Especially the president! What the heck! I have a better vocabulary and diction than he does! I'm dissapointed in this country. Which reminds me, visit the Fnorkin Daily Rant. It is suitably angry and allows me to vent my feelings (usually to a random stranger) with coherence and clarity. Check it out.
In other news, I found a great book called "The Hitchiker's Guide to the Galaxy." Far from being nonsensical (as the reviews online said), I found it quite interesting and fulfilling. I know someone who's house was bulldozed, and I can tell you that they would've "squelched" in the mud if they had had the chance. I look forward to being able to finish the trilogy of five between the end of this week and the begining of next. Tiddely-tonk!